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SCREWED - so you want to be a prison officer!

The satire is so good that you'll get sent to segregation for laughing too loud!

SCREWED - so you want to be a prison officer!

About the book

The prison service is a complex thing, it's part military, part holistic, part rule-abiding and part hedonistic, all with a diverse crew who writhing over each other like rats in a box! But it's not all good, sometimes you have to deal with the prisoners, including Grampa Gangsta!
 

  • Paid to be in prison!

  • The hidden uniformed service.

  • It's not all about locking, honestly. 

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Screwed_ Becoming a Prison Officer
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"Meetings were held. Threats were issued. Monkeys at Belfast Zoo were confused. HR called it a ‘neutral intervention’."

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Behind the scenes of the book.

  • “Based on a true-ish story”

  • “A machine too big to succeed”

  • “Pie, Mash and a Clash”

  • “Planned movements down the pan”

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About the Author

Mark McIntyre - author of The Corporation v The Dragon

Mark McIntyre writes about real-world events and puts a humorous slant on things. Typically fueled with too much/not enough coffee, insufficient sleep and a bit too much time at the gym.

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