SCREWED - so you want to be a prison officer!
The satire is so good that you'll get sent to segregation for laughing too loud!

About the book
The prison service is a complex thing, it's part military, part holistic, part rule-abiding and part hedonistic, all with a diverse crew who writhing over each other like rats in a box! But it's not all good, sometimes you have to deal with the prisoners, including Grampa Gangsta!
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Paid to be in prison!
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The hidden uniformed service.
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It's not all about locking, honestly.
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"Meetings were held. Threats were issued. Monkeys at Belfast Zoo were confused. HR called it a ‘neutral intervention’."
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Behind the scenes of the book.
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“Based on a true-ish story”
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“A machine too big to succeed”
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“Pie, Mash and a Clash”
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“Planned movements down the pan”
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About the Author

Mark McIntyre writes about real-world events and puts a humorous slant on things. Typically fueled with too much/not enough coffee, insufficient sleep and a bit too much time at the gym.
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